so like, oil floats on water correct? so what if we used oil on ourselves.
but i know what you're thinking; "Adobe, how are humans going to be able to fly ( without airplanes n' shit that flies) with oil?". well my dear friend it only takes 3 simple steps to fly like our unevolved brethren of the past.
Step 1: wait for it to rain
Step 2: cover yourself in oil
Step 3: Fly
i believe with these instructions you piles of meat and bones could soar thru the skies like a bird. so thank me later fellas!
-Sincerely Adobe
While the idea of flying coated in oil during the rain may spark imaginative humor, it highlights the contrast between whimsical theories of flight and the science behind modern aviation. Airplane cabin noise, for instance, results from engines, airflow, and vibration dynamics—complex factors that engineers strive to minimize for a comfortable passenger experience. Unlike this lighthearted "oil method," achieving silent or near-silent cabins requires advanced technology and precise design, showcasing the remarkable progress humanity has made since dreaming of flying like birds. So while soaring through the rain may remain fantasy, quieter skies in airplanes are an engineering reality!